Since his body was mostly plastic there was no need to cremate him since his body will stay preserved forever. Instead they’ve decided to make him Disney’s new ride, this way kids can enjoy playing with him for once. The ride will be called the S.S. Virgin. It will be designed after his favorite ride in never never land, a small rocket with twin boosters at the base. Unfortunately the ride was unable to go into function right away due to some miscalculation’s in measurements, but with some trimming around the edges and some more lubrication Disney hopes to be squeezing little kids through all the tunnels they can think of. The main rocket of course will be named after the deceased singer so that he can live dream even through death, the dream to give every child the ride of there life. As usual celebrities were allowed to buy tickets first. The jonas brothers have already bought thirteen tickets, saying it won’t be the same anymore having to pay to ride Michael’s rocket. Hollywood has already started making a new nightmare on elms street titled Freddy’s Nightmare, in the name of Michael Jackson. As predicted the makers of scary movie are shitting there pants due to the death of the pop singer. In an interview they said that, now that Michael Jackson is dead they’re probably going to go back to writing land before time movies, Little foot finally has testicle movement. In other news more victims have decided to come out of the closet about being touched by Michael. One of the victims is Youtube celebrity Fred. Disney has also decided to change peter pans cartoon image to look more like Michael, because a man boy sneaking into houses and taking kids to a land far far away just suited him so well. Well thanks for reading sorry if i offended.