Birdo is…

Birdo is a super strange character from Mario video games. It is some kind of a pink bird with the stupidest weapon ever. She spits eggs from her mouth. If an egg hit Mario, he dies. Birdo first appeared in Super Mario Bros 2 on NES. Later there were several more appearances in Mario related games.

Also super awesome crazy band Horsetheband has a song about Birdo. You can hear it if you open the link below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZG7aDAPBCwY

Here are the lyrics

Bird….. Ooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

The geek, with no beak:
He’s so weak he cannot speak!
The geek, with no beak:
He’s so weak he cannot speak!

Vestigial wings
And dwarven legs.
A semper fi cranium
That’s got automatic eggs.
His gaping maw
Is geared to spew.
He just might be a she
So Birdette will do!!

Go eat your eggs!
Force fed, force fed.
Go eat your eggs!
Out of his mouth-
Straight at your head!!

With purple pants,
(They start to tear)
I reach out with all my might to
Poke out an eye.
I poke out an eye!
I poke out an eye!

My seven year old smile:
Vanishing!
Eggs,
Why eggs?!
It’s breaking my heart.
It’s hurting my nose.
It’s turning my skin green!
Why did you have to be so mean?!

In my dreams I despise you
More than you’ll ever know.
Even when I speak your name
It makes me fucking choke!

Bird…… Ooooooooooooo!!!

Bird……

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!
Throw it back!

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This strange creature influenced some mad people to do such things:

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  • gb1269 on Oct 16, 2010

    so that’s birdo on super mario brothers, i remember now.

  • SuperMember on Oct 17, 2010

    nice share

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