Not today’s kids. It was a recess game and it required a special tool.

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I watched an interview on The Today Show this morning that disturbed me to no end. It was with a young couple and their seven year old son. The boy had been suspended from school for five days and then ordered to attend reform school for 45 days for bringing a Swiss Army Knife on campus. I am not defending the boy–he has no defense. There is no longer a school system in the country that allows a knife or weapon of any sort to be brought to school so punishment is in order. How did this come about?
When I was in school every boy, from first grade all the way through high school carried a pocket knife to school and every where else including church. It was something a kid didn’t leave the house without. Most were Barlows although some were more exotic. Many were bone handled, some were mother-of-pearl and some were early plastic but all were prized possessions. Those of us with no proclivity towards intramural sports were always found at recess either playing mumblety-peg, whittling, or, the talented ones would be carving bears out of pine lighter knots.
The definition of mumblety-peg is: an outdoor game played by children using a pocketknife. You flipped your knife between your feet and whoever was closest if it stuck in the ground won. If it stuck in your own foot you won by default.
Mumbety-peg did not fall out of favor with the young people at summer camps until the late 1970s. That’s when video games became popular and that’s about the time school violence reared its ugly head. The reason kids are denied the rite of passage, the privilege and the pride of carrying a pocketknife is because some sorry snotnosed knothead somewhere screwed it up for everybody. Then it just took off until we had terrible events happening a schools around the country. Of course a knife can’t be brought on campus…neither can an aspirin. What a sorry state of affairs. It’s sad.
Maybe it’s the record heat down here but while I’m in a cranky mood, it’s October 13th. A major dpartment store in our mall put up its Christmas tree yesterday. We’ve created a new holiday. Merry Hallo-Thanks-Mas everyone.
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