οοOh yeah im writing it so i can get some small ammount of completely unsubstantial money which i will accumilate over months and months befor blowing it all on steam (if you know what that is). im not really sure what im going to write. i was thinking about copying and pasting some of my old school work onto here but it wouldnt do pictures and none of it was really that interesting anyway. who really wants to hear a year 7 poem about how father christmas leathered the stuffing out of a snowman and set fire to him to entertain a sadistic group of soul-suck horror children. well my teacher at the time clearly did seeing as i got 10/10 for “Creative ideas and a vivid imagination”. my current work isn’t much better. it would probably get less views than that because its so piss boring. oh dear. ive just remembered that i threw away my year 8 english book which had an entertaining story about tuesdays, the obvious worst day of the week possible. tuesdays are deffinitely worse than mondays. not because tuesday is particularly unlucky just that it is the fursthest from the weekend. literaly speaking it isnt but metaphoricaly it is anyway. monday, you still have a left over indescribable feeling from the weekend but by tuesday that has trickled away and you are left with the knowing that its a full four days until the weekend. also everything is due in for wednesdays meaning i spend my entire evening on tuesdays doing massive bouts of homework.

just looking around this page, i thought you could submit anything you wanted, but all i can see is a big block of text that i just wrote, a bold, italic, underllined and strikethrough keys, the last of which i dont know a key command for and am too cowardly to try to find incase i loose my one and a quater paragraphs of pointless banter. though individualy usefull they all look sufficiently spastic (the new name a of a transformer by the way) when they are all turned on together like so. It nearly looks like a foreign language. if only you could change the fond to wingdings… After those theres a wonky looking greek omega sporting this seasons fabulous bold blue. ive just clicked on it and there is a small collection of miscelanious symbols, small when compared to the relative behemoth shown by standard computers. ill show you right here right now, probably months after ive written it. open microsoft word (sorry if you have a mac, dont know anything about them) and hold down alt then press number 1 on the numberpad. not the row along the top, the block of numbers to the right. make sure num lock is on (Its above the seven). what happens? ☺it makes a smiley face!and what about two? ☻a politicaly correct smiley face! this goes on for ages. heres one of my favourites (#1690) “Ü” and another (#314159268) “ñ”. the list is endless. i personally think that microsoft as an army of brainwashed office workers typing these with vauge promises of paychecks, synonymous with a donkey running after a carrot on a fishing rod, only the carrot has been draged through millions of unwashed sweaty pockets, over countless pavement, trodden on, rubbed in mud, licked by schoolchildren and dogs and is made entirelty out of sweat, blood and tears. if it does nothing, you either have no arms, you havent put num lock on or your computers f**ked.