For whatever reason, some people just do not like Dr. Pepper. Its obviously the best soft drink known to man. But, people disagree, and that’s fine. But I’m here today to prove those people wrong.

One reason why Dr. Pepper is the best, is because its got a goddamn PhD. Does Coca-Cola have a PhD? No, what about Pepsi? No? Wow, they must be STUPID.

A second reason why Dr. Pepper is better, its got seasoning in its name. Not a drug, not some, weird thing (what the hell is a “Pepsi”?). Plus, who doesn’t like pepper?

A third reason why Dr. Pepper just blows away the competition is because of its flavor. Its like heaven mixed with Chuck Norris’s tears mixed with grape Kool-Aid, which we all know is the greatest.

Now that’s just the tip of the iceberg when talking about how much better Dr. Pepper is than everything else. I just don’t have the time to type the other millions of reasons. Don’t believe me even after reading this article? Go taste some yourself.

Bask in the glory that is Dr. Pepper.

You can thank me later.