Old ladies are annoying, moany people who love to prod people with sticks and moan about the 21st century and why it was better back in their day when dinosaurs didn’t even exist yet and fat people sat in caves trying to work out how to pick their noses.

Well, some characteristics did rub off on some of them. Yes we saw you dig for gold in the back of the restaurant. And why are they always so shocked to see an ipod? “wow look at how hi tech this ipod is!” “it made computer Die!” “Amazing!” Plus all of those useless metaphors they tell us. I was walking down the street the other day and saw a guy running to the bus stop whereas we were walking. She immediately said, “He wont get there any faster.”

NEVER SERIOUSLY INJURE YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THEM. As they call no help, they just immediately say “Are you o.k?” And when you say “no”, I just cut through my cheek shaving” The reply is usually “Well What did you do that for you Stupid boy!?”

Yup.

Well that’s all of my pointless, random, time wasting review of old people.

 Cheerio!

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P.S. This is a test article to see if I do get paid for each view received. So i am sorry I wasted your time!