Reasons smoking is good.

1. After a huge meal, nothing settles your stomach and relaxes you like a cigarette.

2. A cup of tea without a cigarette is not a proper cup of tea.

3. Whenever you are meeting someone and they are late. Its OK because you can just light up and smoke the time away.

4. Smirting. The best place to meet like-minded individuals in a nightclub is no longer the dance floor. Its the smoking area.

5. Smoking makes you look cool.

6. Smoking makes you look hard.

7. Smoking can help you lose weight. Instead of having a biscuit when you are bored and need comfort. Have a cigarette.

8.You can do this trick to win drinks. (Take a cigarette, proposition your friend that you can bend the cigarette in half so that the filter touches the end of the cigarette… without it breaking. They will bet you a drink. Take out a fiver or a tenner and wrap/roll the cigarette up in the note. Then bend it so the ends touch, then unravel, smoke and get your free beer)

9. Smoking is social if you are with smokers. Smokers have a mutual understanding of each other. When somebody lashes a cigarette off you when they are short, they will give the next person that asks them a cigarette too. Its just ‘paying it forward’

10. Smoking tastes goooood.