All women should be a classy lot. But, woman who drink beer out of cans just look really unattractive. It is bad enough to see a woman drink beer out of a bottle, but out of a can…classy…NOT! I personally think that all beer should be enjoyed out of a glass, a pint glass to be specific. Everyone can look classy that way. Beer drinkers as a whole just get a bad rap anyway. I don’t drink beer at all, but I have rescued enough people from bars to know what it all looks like on the “outside”.

 Women who drink beer out of bottles as opposed to cans, give the art of beer drinking a little “zizzle”. But cans, AGH! It just seems so very trailery. It reminds me of short shorts, smeared make up, and knotty hair. Now, don’t think that I am rippin’ on trailer parks or the like. I am just creating a visual for you. Read some of my other articles and you’ll see the type of humor I achieve. It’ll leave you scratching your head or crying. Oh yeah…beer…

 I have seen my fill of women drinking beer out of cans. My exboyfriend’s mother was a forever beer drinker. She had her own little foam can holder for her beers. She seemed the epitome of cool when she lounged out by her pool, but when she sipped out of that can she lost all sorts of cool points. That and she drank so much you never knew what was going to come out of her mouth that you could even understand. Just not classy. There were not too many pictures of her without her beer.

 Bottled beer is another thing. Maybe it is the shape of the bottle that makes it look a little more pleasing. I don’t know. Maybe it is that beer was first introduced in bottles. Maybe it is that classic tradition that makes it a little more classy. Who knows. Maybe it is that “swish” sound that you hear when you open a bottle of beer. It is a different sound than the “crinkle” sound that the tab of a can makes. Hummm…

 I still feel if you are going to drink beer, don’t go for the norm. Be a true beer connoisseur. Drink it out of a glass. Think about those British pubs you see on movies. Everyone all happy with their pint. Swiggin’ beer from a glass. Do you know how many different kinds of beer that there is out there to be experienced from a pint glass. There are so many different home brews, flavoreds, darks, etc… Don’t just limit yourself to what you can find in a can or bottle. Surpass the norm of beer drinking and look classy. Smash and trash those cans and bottles. Pick yourself up a true pint and feel like a million bucks.

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