There was no such thing as unemployment, because everyone had a job.

• The minimum wage was $15.00 an hour.  
• The retirement age was 50 years old.
• All education was free of charge.
• The price of gasoline was $0 a gallon.
• The typical work week was Monday thru Wednesday.
• The official weekend was Thursday thru Sunday.
• Health care was free.
• Every employer had to send their employees to a vacation paradise at least once a year, free of charge.
• The government gave every taxpayer a hefty tax refund every year.
• The sun wouldn’t burn your skin.
• Your car got 100 miles to the gallon.
• The tires on your car didn’t wear out.
• The windshield in your car didn’t crack so easily.
• The oil in your car didn’t need to be changed at all.

Nice try right? Feel free to chime into this dream with me.