Ok, so I’ve been trying to think of something to write for about an hour now, so i thought “hey, why not write about not being able to write about anything.

there are lots of things that i could write about like the photos of the UFO over the Chinese airport or “the legend of el chupacabra” (which is total bull crap if you ask me) but i really don’t want to write about subjects that everyone else writes about. it kinda makes me feel like a poser.

so i just got back from a road trip to Oregon (I live in Washington state) and i went to this place called Voodoo doughnuts. They had some pretty awesome doughnuts there, such ass the Russian mafia, which is pretty much a beast fritter covered in chocolate and caramel, and then there’s the cock ‘n balls, which is a giant penis shaped doughnut that has triple cream filling. (wink, wink) it was quite delicious, I must say.

Anyways, I think doing some stretches is a good way to rid yourself of writers block. I personally like the back stretch. the back stretch is when you lay on the ground and reach as high as you can with your hands and feet and act like your on a stretcher. it feels AMAZING! and when you get up you can just type the world away with all the ideas you thought of while stretching.

you can also have someone give you a brain massage. it feels a little wierd but after they’re done, your brain muscle is very relaxed, freeing your thought flow and getting you more in gear to write. and when you can’t write about anything and you’ve tried both the back stretch, and the brain massage, the only thing left to do is kill yourself… just kidding lol. but you can write about your day in extreme detail untill you think of something better to write about. everyones day is always interesting to someone else. for instance, you could write “i watched youtube videos of cats doing weird things all day.” and someone else could comment on your post saying “Dude, I love lolCats!” and that could inspire you to write about cats, like your cat, your friends cat or cats, or even the cats you saw in the pictures or videos.

See, before this post i thought i was just going to be writing about how dumb i feel for not being able to think and now I’m going off about lolCats! it’s good to be king! Haha. well i hope i inspired you to write something awesome! peace dudes!