This is the best one of my challenges by far…

The young boy sat perplexed at the assignment that was on the board in his freshman English class. ‘Write a one thousand word essay using the words forbidden love and family in it.’ This however was not an easy task for the boy; his brain was calculating a zero with how he could do this. He thought of a few better topics he could’ve easily wrote about something like a Charming Author or Incompetent Knight  or even a Blushing Bride, but writing about love and family is defiantly not a specialty of his. The boy went home and went straight to his mother who was already preparing a delighting dinner of honey seared chicken and brown rice. The boy told her the prompt and she looked up from her cooking and pondered a second, she, also, hit a zero with this prompt and now the boy was feeling stressed. He had to write a one thousand word essay, no more no less, of something that not even his mom could differ, he asked his dad afterward and he had no clue what to even think of the subject. He went up to his room and pulled out some paper. He began brainstorming up ideas that would not even be passable. Suddenly, quick as lightning, the boy got excited because he struck an idea. He pulled out his favorite pencil scribbled his name down and began to write his story of forbidden love and family; this is what his essay said:  

The young boy sat perplexed at the assignment that was on the board in his freshman English class. ‘Write a one thousand word essay using the words forbidden love and family in it.’ This however was not an easy task for the boy; his brain was calculating a zero with how he could do this. He thought of a few better topics he could’ve easily wrote about something like a Charming Author or Incompetent Knight  or even a Blushing Bride, but writing about love and family is defiantly not a specialty of his. The boy went home and went straight to his mother who was already preparing a delighting dinner of honey seared chicken and brown rice. The boy told her the prompt and she looked up from her cooking and pondered a second, she, also, hit a zero with this prompt and now the boy was feeling stressed. He had to write a one thousand word essay, no more no less, of something that not even his mom could differ, he asked his dad afterward and he had no clue what to even think of the subject. He went up to his room and pulled out some paper. He began brainstorming up ideas that would not even be passable. Suddenly, quick as lightning, the boy got excited because he struck an idea. He pulled out his favorite pencil scribbled his name down and began to write his story of forbidden love and family; this is what his essay said:  

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  • Nikita K on Sep 12, 2009

    HAHAHAHA, very very very very very clever! You are a true Mr. Too Smart For The Rest Of You! Brilliant idea and thoroughly enjoyed it. Initially, I thought you messed your article up but hey, now I know what it is so yeah. I do agree, your best article, so far!!! Thanks to you, I did my forbidden love and family writing challenge to. Thank you for this genius article littlekid137!

  • ken bultman on Sep 12, 2009

    I don’t do writer challenges. Sorry.

  • martie on Sep 12, 2009

    This is one way to get around really completely the challenge.

  • I Have Had Enough on Sep 13, 2009

    Nice one LK ;)

  • oldster on Sep 14, 2009

    Perfectly legit littlekid–good use of imagination.

  • Darla Cooke on Sep 14, 2009

    Great idea for the challenge. I like it a lot.

  • B.S. Kitty on Sep 14, 2009

    Good job.

  • DulceCorazon on Sep 14, 2009

    Very clever. I thought I was having eye problems.

  • Rod Ferrandino on Sep 15, 2009

    Funny, and I am reading your piece during a break in my day as a sixth-grade teacher.

  • hfj on Sep 15, 2009

    Reading this story reminded me of listening to an album with a huge scratch on it, and it keeps repeating itself. I thought the mouse on my computer was messing up and kept putting me back at the beginning of the story. Very clever, or i’m very dumb. Well done friend.

  • Brenda Nelson on Sep 15, 2009

    very clever.. I thought you goofed at first.. then realized the trick

  • Duff D Moss on Sep 15, 2009

    LMAO – that was mad – so I love it! Nice linkage to your other challenge entries too you maniac :-) Thanks for playing dude – that was great.

  • J.L. Eck on Sep 16, 2009

    And boy do teachers love to get a piece like this in return! Now you get the ruler across your knuckles!LOL

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