August 2008

All women are promiscuous to a degree. Some are like nuns and would only put out if the Arch Angel was sounding his trumpet so that the 4 Horseman of the Apocalypse can come and do their thing while blasting some death metal. Others can be dead ringers to be a fluffer in a Peter North film, maybe actresses if they had a better rack. This is definitely a story of the latter in all its slutty glory. Technically I wasn’t working at SushiBar at the time, but this story DID happen in SushiBar.

I had been out and about and decided to make my usual after hours stop, so I walk in to SushiBar to have a beer. As I’m downing this one before I head down to the PizzaShop to get a slice, ClemsonFan came up to me and told me I had to check out what was going on in the VIP room.

Usually the VIP room is used for private parties and for when the Chinese guys wanted to do karaoke after hours. On this night there wasn’t exactly  a Mandarin version of “Beat it” by Michael Jackson blaring from the back. Instead I could hear the Chinese dudes being as excited like anime characters that collected all the Pokeman (yes, I know Pokemon is Japanese and not Chinese but the youthful exuberance by SushiBar’s “employees” was similar). As I walk in I see why. Two girls (that I happened to know) were dancing on one of the dinner tables, naked, in heels, one getting eaten out by the other, with all the Chinese dudes that “worked” there throwing dollar bills at them like they were certified strippers (no, there isn’t a stripper certification program by the way). One of the girls looks at me:

TallBlonde: (while still being eaten out by ShortBlonde)  “HEY FRANK.”

Frank: (with an unsurprised look) “Hey [TallBlonde]”

TallBlonde: (still getting eaten out by ShortBlonde) “Come have a seat”

Frank: “Ok”

I sit down and TallBlonde proceded to start dancing in front of me. She was doing everything: Black girl booty dancing, spread eagle, crawiling like a pornstar, and anything else that comes in the stripper seduction handbook (if one exists). Then next thing I know, she is wrapping her legs around my head my head and tries pulling my face into her pussy and I thought back to my jiu jitsu training of looking up and making posture so that I don’t get the clap in my eyeballs.