that randomly quotes The Never Ending Story

that opens a block of cheese in the car because he can’t wait till he gets home to try it

that asks you to get up and reach the remote that is just out of his reach, but about 5 feet away from you

that can eat 2 tacos and 3 burritos then turn to you and ask if you ate his burrito

that can consistently purchase lottery tickets and NEVER get 1 single number right but purchase another next week with the enthusiasm that this will be the week.

that will take you to the store at 11pm for junk food

that after eating all of the above, will purchase skim milk because whole milk is too fattening

that will spend the rest of his money on you to get you something you want sacrificing the things he needs

that can teach his dogs to howl, saying I love you

that always has to place the toilet paper on the hanger with the paper hanging OVER, never under but then will pee outside

that can take a punch like a champion but is as ticklish as a child and will giggle like a little girl

that will get up in the middle of the night to watch TV. Just a show or 2, maybe a movie

that will sing, out loud, songs like Shania Twain’s- Man, I feel like a woman

that will get out of bed in the middle of the night to kill a spider in the bathroom

that can name every state capital without a second to think. He just knows them

that has to cover all the windows in the room because he needs to sleep in the dark but falls asleep easiest when the TV is on

that wakes up and roars. Really, he roars, it’s kinda cute though

that has to smell dishes before he uses them, even in public he’ll smell the silverware

that makes the bed in order to go to bed. This I admit is annoying. He’ll get me out of the bed to make it properly, to go to bed

that will randomly check my nose for, oh lets just leave it at that

that won’t take a shower or use the bathroom if it’s rain because he’s afraid he’ll be struck by lightening