1.    You know your bus is late when: It pulls up the curb and it should have been there 3 hours ago.”Okay, obvious.”

2.    You know your bus is late when: you see your bus being hauled away by a tow truck and he buses tires have been slashed.

3.    You know your bus is late when: graffiti has been painted all over it.

4.    You know your bus is late when: it arrives without its hubcaps.

5.    You know your bus is late when: you can’t find a seat. “Man, everybody got here first.”

6.    You know your bus is late when: the bus driver walks up to the stop and says, “All aboard.”

7.    You know your bus is late when: the head lights have been smashed in.

8.    You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to weather.

9.    You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to too heavy traffic

10. You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to a freak car accident.

11. You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to a road construction project.

12. You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to freak floods. “Yea you know from that 100 year water main.”

13. You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to the running of the bulls. “Actual business advisors running away from their clients.”

14. You know your bus is late when: the supervisor goes along the route saying the route has been closed down due to an accident on a bridge. “Sorry, folks, you just stood through an hour of other buses pulling up to be told you have to find another way home.”

15. You know your bus is late when: you started out with a shaved face but now have a two o’ clock shadow, this is even scarier if you’re a woman.

16. You know your bus is late when: you can judge by the height of the sun how long you’ve been waiting for a bus.