You Know You’re a Bad Girl If………

1)    You Drive a Stick Shift-Unlike an automatic, this type of transmission allows girls to make a decision and control speeds for a variety of reasons. Punch it or peel out. Do you have the need to upshift of downshift your Toyota Camera at all hours of the night?  Using the overdrive on the highway?  This is a first indication that you are the road to becoming a bad girl.
2)     Listen to Heavy Metal- Metallic, Guns N’ Roses, WASP, Iron Maiden etc. all point to the fact that you are a bad girl. Want to be bad? Turn off the Air Supply and Chicago.
3)    You use the F-word more than 350 times a day- Yep, swearing makes the woman a bad ass. The more you swear, the badder you are, unless you are an actress in a John Waters’s film or work on a sailboat.
4)    You Lie for Fun- Do you call your girlfriend and ask her to serve as an alibi while you were off with another guy? Do you say you were in church when you were really at the bar? You are bad!
5)    You Enjoy Scarface- If you make a point to watch this movie more than 36 times a year, guess what? You are bad!! If you use this movie as role model for social situations, guess what? You are very bad!
6)    You do not unlock the car door for your man- Come on girls! If your man unlocks the passenger side for you and you just sit there while he has to key into the driver side, guess what? You are bad!
7)    You Park in a handicapped spot- Do you feel the need to leave your car in a handicapped spot and then fake a leg injury in order to fool the cops? You know it! You are bad!
8)    You Collect Phone Numbers from Men- Are you the type of girl who goes bar to bar collecting free drinks and men’s phone numbers? Take a look in your pocket and on your desk; if you see phone numbers from more than 10 m,en you are indeed a bad girl.  (Bonus Bad: Do you give guys your phone number and then accuse them of stalking  when they call? Yep, this means you get double points in the bad girl department)
9)  Do you prefer Tupac over Notorious B.I.G.- That’s right girls, if your musical tastes prefer Tupac classics such as  “The Lunatic”, “Something Wicked” or “No More Pain” over Biggie’s “More Money More Problems,”- you get points in the bad department.  Once the West Coast/Death Row vibe gets in your system, you turn immediately into a bad girl