Some humor.
1. When you fight people are not able to see every move that you make.
2. You always wear black.
3. You can use a sword with one hand tied behing your back.
4. You have a black belt in seventeen different martial arts.
5. You can fight off any attacker.
6. No one challenges you to a fight because they know that you can defeat them with one blow.
7. Your never wear shoes so that you always have a way to kick some one with your barefeet.
8. Your exercise consists of practicing all of your martial arts.
9. You can sneak up on ayone at anytime.
10. People have come to expect you to disapear in a cloud of smoke whenever you leave some where
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