OK this plan is for the slow and fast type of zombies that need to bite u or if there and ur blood mix to infect u. Many people are waiting for the zombie onslaught to begin but what will you do if u don’t get bitten within the first day also this plan refers to slow moving and fast moving zombies the sort that cant jump 10 story’s like in halo 3. Well let me just say first off that zombie are real and they have already walked this earth don’t believe me fine look it up in 1962 a man was pronounced dead by 2 different doctors in a small town in south Africa then 18 years later he was seen walking around the town the reason for this was that a sugar farmer used a drug to bring him back and work on his farm. Ok there something to think about but before u do this is a fairly good plan to survive when zombies come knocking at your door. (By the way im living in Australia so i sorry if i dont say anything about fucking wall mart.)

1. A good idea is to have some weapons with you manly weapons that can destroy the zombies brains or something to cut there heads off. i dont really have to worry because me and my dad are gun nuts with two .308’s, two shotguns and three or four .222’s anyway rifles are good so are powerful hand guns

2. after you have something to protect yourself with it might be a good idea to find a place to hold up best to be some place out of the way with a food and water source. i would suggest a brick building with little windows if there were any windows on the first floor (which i’m guessing there will be) you will have to brick them up and have a rope ladder that u can pull up so knowone u want can get in and also so that the zombies dont come smashing through also make sure it’s a fairly tall building with enough space to suit your needs and also make sure you have a look out on the roof. 

3. Your going to run out of food at some point so your going to need some kind of transport i would suggest two cars one for transporting your survivors and one for getting supplies but dont go getting some shit arse slow piece of junk. it has to be something that can move fast and that can  take some damage i would suggest a ute or 4wd (or a modded up bus :] ) i can tell u now that no car u can get today would stand up to constant damage that your going to face so your going to have to fix them up. so first for the supplies car which u would be using most, first u need to remove the back seats and anything thats not needed. second u need to reinforce the doors and side window so the don’t brake, next u need to board up the front window but make sure u can see out the front window and if u hit something u dont get stabbed with pieces of zombie blood cover glass which could inadvertently turn u into one of them. as i said earlier u should be held up close to food and wter so back the supply car with canned food and anything that wont go off! ok ur going to have the same with ur survivor carrier.

4. at some point ur going to have to choose to stay were u are or leave and try to find more surviver or somewhere safe were no zombies will get u , if u no anything about australia u sould either head inland towards alice springs were there will be less people thus less zombies or head north towards cape york and try and leave the country and hopfuly the infection isnt global but in the end its all up to u. u have to choose what ur going to do and my different thing can happen change what i said the zombies can act in many different ways but i hope this helps a little

Thats all and I’m OUT!

P.S i hate fucking wall mart