After speaking with zombie rights leaders this weekend it has come to my attention that there will be no more zombies or infected in any more Hollywood productions. The zombies I spoke to tell me that they feel as if they are being treated as second class citizens and they demand equal rights under the United States Constitution stating that all men are created equal. Their argument being that they are still considered “men” and “women”. They also demand that they receive a regular supply of fresh brains on a weekly basis, considering their new year resolution is to cut back on the brains, as well as the banning of automatic assault weapons used against them. The undead say that assault weapons is unfair and they should at least be given the chance to earn their meal before getting mowed down. Handguns and hand to hand combat is still in the green. Until these needs are met, they refuse to star in any more movies or shows. I for one am behind their movement and am glad to see the undead organizing and fighting for what they think is right. If you are reading this, go out and support your local zombie union, let them know you got their backs